Embarrassing fact: I really, really love clif bars. Objectively, they taste like slightly-sweet, oaty cardboard with disappointingly lacklustre flavours*. But for some reason I find them exceeding compelling. In fact, at one point, I googled “clif bar diet”. And discovered people that legit just lived off clif bars. And briefly considered following in their foot steps. Briefly.
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The best part about visiting the Queen Victoria Building is the opportunity to walk super slowly past Nutorious – a tiny, hole-in-the-wall nut shop that permanently emanates the warm, sticky aroma of freshly caramelised nuts. And yes, it is totally okay and definitely recommended to stand *casually* on the other side of the walkway while “waiting” for a “friend” (but actually just maximising exposure to tantalisingly delicious smells). 😉
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